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100 Fake and Sometimes Disturbing Twitter Accounts

Author avatar Danny Ashton

Danny is the father of a very active 2-year-old and has made plenty of mistakes buying toys over the last couple years so hopes his site can help others avoid the same fate.

Famous Dictators

If you are like most people, you probably like your dictators living in a country other than yours. You probably also like your dictators being jerks to someone other than yourself. But when you are just reading the tweets of famous dictators, you’re pretty safe. The bottom line is that you have to be a pretty “bad dude” to make it onto our list of famous dictators that twitter. 

I wonder how the health sys. collapsed under my rule. I guess it’s selfish of me to spend $53m on trips, which is 1/5 of the health budget

Robert Mugabe

Descendent of Venus, conqueror of all Gaul, dictator for life

Julius Caesar

Follow me, Follow my thoughts. The thoughts of Chairman Mao. I will follow you always

Chairman Mao

Revolutionary. Member of the Social Democratic Labor Party.

Joseph Stalin

Chariman of the National-Syndicalist Union and General Responsible for Transports of the Italian Republic. Makes the trains run on time.

Benito Mussolini

Sci-Fi Characters

Oh sci-fi what would we do without you? Yes, the sci-fi convention makes for a great place to settle the dispute as to who would win in a fight, Dark Vader or Commander Spock. As it turns out, the answer is pretty obvious as one guy’s only real weapon was a pinch on the neck. Whether you are into Frankenstein’s monster or Doc Brown, or you like your sci-fi robot style such as Centurion0110 or Hal 9000, we have you covered. Follow some sci-fi characters on twitter and let the world know you are kind of a dork.

I’m the Supreme Commander of the Galactic Empire, and I’m also a little depressed..

Darth Vader

Captain of the USS Enterprise-D and proud member of The Resistance.

Captain Picard

73 65 6e 74 69 65 6e 74


Remember that Alien you used to love?
Thats me. ET!


Insufficient facts always invites danger.

Commander Spock

Genius against terrorism since 1985. Pinball enthusiast. I didn’t invent da time machine to win at gambling…I invented the time machine to TRAVEL THRU TIME!

Doc Brown

You know, if Dave had said “Sudo Open the Pod Bay Doors” I would have let him in.

Hal 9000

Gods and Religious leaders

The fact is that just about the only religious icon you can really take a swipe at without making anyone angry is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and odds are he or she is just gathering his or her strength. No matter what name you call God by, whether it be Tiny Buddha, Lord Xenu or God we have you covered through these twitter profiles. Just make sure you say all the right things when you respond to their tweets so you don’t get anyone angry.

Unverified. Unverified. Thee/thou/thine.


Ho, mortal! This mug be too small for a thirst such as mine – bring instead an entire cask! {7th Recruit}


And if today, all you did was hold yourself together, I am proud of you.

Tiny Buddha

I created the Kardashians as a distraction!

Lord Xenu

God’s representative on Earth. Tweets are all my own opinion, not my employer’s.

The Pope

Some have been offended. Some always will.


He was God’s favorite until I got smarter than him.



Spaghetti Monster

On my way!

Santa Clause

I’m one tired bunny!

Easter Bunny


Superheroes most certainly play a role in our society. For all of you that have dreamed of scaring the stuffing out of someone like Batman or the Joker or wish they had mutant abilities like Spiderman, Cyclops or Wolverine, then the world of superhero tweets is for you!

I’m from Krypton, my friends call  me Kal-El.


Batman wins. Batman always wins.

The Batman

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man! Tag on the costume says Property of @Marvel, but you knew that already. Right?


I think I’m getting eye strain. I wonder what happens if I ever need corrective lenses?


I am the night… Or something like that.


The Ace of Knaves. The Harlequin of Hate. An Agent of Chaos. It’s the Joker. It’s really me… Live from Arkham..

The Joker

Just came across Moondragon and Tigra on Tinder.  Can you say awkward?


Still ain’t dead.


ARGHHHH!!!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!

The Incredible Hulk

Action Heroes

Perhaps you’ve heard Newton’s famous law, “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” Action heroes don’t traditionally come much larger than life than the real life comic book character that is Chuck Norris. Look up “primitive man” in the dictionary. As long as there is stuff that needs killing, one of these guys will probably be around sending out his tweets.

I can tweet more than 140 characters.

Chuck Norris

If everyone listened to my instructions, it’d be called ’12’

Jack Bauer


The Fonz

Kung fu master, action star, philosopher, filmmaker, and Godfather of mixed martial arts… Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee

Computer Characters

In the beginning of the video game entertainment revolution, the characters were simple and easy to understand, such as Donkey Kong, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mega Man and Dr. Robotnik. As time passed, however, our computer character companions grew more sophisticated. Take, for example, Master Chief from Halo, Gordon Freeman from Half Life or Lord Sephiroth from Final Fantasy. If Donkey Kong or Sonic ever saw what the “next generation” was doing to pixels, they would have a nervous breakdown. If you can tear yourself away from videogames long enough to take a look at Twitter, you can follow these computer characters to your heart’s desire.

It’s-a me, Mario!

Sonic The Hedgehog

Its like pokemon… everywhere Gotta Roboticize them all!

Dr. Robotnik

It’s on like Donkey Kong!

Donky Kong

Got some good loot today! Lucky me!

Mega Man

Crowbar-wielding time-travelling theoretical physicist on a mission

Gordon Freeman

I am THE Masterchief. I have fought the Flood and Covenant with great success.

Master Chief

Today I think I’ll destroy the world!

Lord Sephiroth

Disney Characters

Disney has given us all so much… Disney’s vast entertainment empire may have begun with Steamboat Willie (who now goes by the name “Mickey Mouse”), it certainly didn’t end there. Just ask Mufasa or any of the other countless characters forced to work day and night for the man, or, mouse. Check out these Disney characters on Twitter and see what bizarre things they are up to!

To climb the mountain, you must begin at the bottom


Well, it looks like we solved the mystery of what’s in Minnie’s handbag. But now we have a new mystery – why the picture of Chip and Dale?

Mickey Mouse

That’ll teach you to try and keep up with that scoot-bootin’, loop-loopin’ cowgirl, pardner!

Buzz LIghtyear

Not sure why a dinosaur has to learn Spanish… #dinosaurproblems

Rex the Dinosaur

50, I am, and still the cutest thing online

Baby Yoda

Dead Presidents of the USA

The United States has had more than its fair share of presidents that have checked out early like John F. Kennedy or Honest Abe. Yet most of the time, nothing so sad or dramatic happens. Most of the time presidents hang out, do their thing and (mostly) stay out of trouble. Some presidents were former generals such as George Washington and Dwight D. Eisenhower and others were thinkers like Thomas Jefferson. In the end, one fact regarding presidents is pretty certain; they have more gray hair when they leave office. Our list of dead presidents will let you see what the leaders of the free world tweet from the other side of the grave.

Do you want a peaceful revolution? Vote JFK

John F. Kennedy

I am Lincoln bereft of the myths spun by fawning biographers.

Honest Abe

I don’t like to take money from friends.

Richard Nixon

True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.

George Washington

Author of the Declaration of American Independence, the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom, and graduate of the College of William and Mary

Thomas Jefferson

If you can’t stand the pandemic, then stay home for goodness’ sake

Harry S. Truman

For all this talk of who built this and who didn’t build that…I built an entire interstate highway system.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Ancient Celebrities

History has shown that there are many ways that one can leave a lasting impression. You can be an insane killer like Al Capone, a brilliant thinker like Albert Einstein, or a charismatic leader like Winston Churchill. There is no one clear path to “eternal fame.” Unless you tweet from the afterlife.

Purchased wii fit today. Ran on the spot for 3 minutes and thought I was going to die!! Not good I’m all shook up.


Every story has an ending. But in life, sometimes an ending is just a new beginning.

Marilyn Monroe

ee hee…*A-C-H-O-O!* (Stupid allergies) Shamon..

Michael Jackson

I am the healthiest individual ever to be King of England. My physical strength and stamina are extraordinary. Adonis!

Henry VIII

Don’t come for me unless I send for you.

Mary Queen of Scotts

With the traits of Piglet, and the reincarnation of Vincent, how long can one good soul last?

Vincent VanGogh

What, pray, ist thou doing?

William Shakespeare

I would rather die standing up, then live life on my knees

Che Guevara

Summer’s almost over; not a lotta time left to take your cement shoes out to Lake Michigan for a test-swim, see?!

Al Capone

As far as I’m concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.

Albert Einstein

DAMN YOU Auto Correct!

Winston Churchill

Everything Marlon Brando.

Marlon Brando

It’s not what you are that counts, and it’s what they think you are.

Andy Warhol

And I’d rather stay here with all the madmen than perish with the sad men roaming free

David Bowie

Muppets and Puppets

There is no reason why muppets can’t tweet too. Sure, their hands may be green and fuzzy, but they have hands no less. Find out what your favorite characters have to say by following these folks on twitter. Just be prepared that these puppets may have a huge influence over your life. After all, how could you resist wanting a cookie yourself after reading the Cookie Monster’s tweets?

Not easy being green | Feeling froggy | Dating a pig | Sick banjo skills

Kermit The Frog

Moi is on the red carpet at the Oscars! Where’s Clooney?

Miss Piggy

Waiter! bring me something to eat and make it snappy. — waiter: How about a crocodile sandwich?

Fozzie Bear

I don’t always eat bird seed milkshakes, you know. This morning I had birdseed cereal! It’s called “Shredded Tweet.”

Big Bird

Me a monster primarily focused on cookies. And pop culture. Also me like cookies in pop culture.

Cookie Monster

If you try to pay with a personal check, Van Helsing will soak all your clothes in garlic, replace all your bread with hot CROSS buns, and let sunlight into your house by removing the roof.

Statler and Waldorf

Don’t’ get me wrong, I mean, I LOVE TRASH and all… but c’mon, folks – this is a bit outta hand!

Oscar The Grouch

Serial Killers

If you are feeling more macabre, you can always follow the tweets of famous serial killers including Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy Jr and Charles Manson. Yes, whatever serial killer you prefer, there is some nutty person out there sending out his tweets. Just be sure to proceed with caution and follow these tweets from a safe distance before they follow you!

Moral signpost / cultural commentator / mystic / feminist.

Peter Sutcliffe

Good morning… Who am I kidding. Have a bad morning.

Jack the Ripper

I am the man in the mirror, your projection I am soul.

Charles Manson

Former Public Enemy #1, faked my own death, now traveling the world.

Osama Bin Laden

Do you want some ice cream??? I have ben and jerry in the freezer

Jeffrey Dahmer

Birthday clown – charity worker

John Wayne Gacy, Jr.

Personalized stationery is one of the small but truly necessary luxuries of life.

Ted Bundy

Fictional Characters

Everyone has a famous fictionalized character that they would like to meet. Now you can finally exchange conversation with your favorite characters courtesy of twitter. And, better yet, all of these characters are claiming to be “real.” Learn more about the inside thoughts of Homer, Bart, The Terminator and even Borat, by following these folks on Twitter.

Best. Magazine. Ever.

Homer Simpson

Smithers said I need to be more genteel, and accessible to the masses who thirst for my sage wisdom and advice. Giving my worldly views for free is wrong!

Montgomery Burns

Millhouse is visiting his grandma this week…. I’ve been sooo bored.

Bart Simpson


Scooby Doo

Today is #JudgmentDay. Tomorrow we meet our fate

The Terminator

Do you people have any idea how difficult it is to tweet without opposable thumbs?!

Skippy The Kangaroo

Cheese is my most favourite meat


Twitter: when someone asks you “Are you a God?”, you say “YES.”

Dr. P Venkman

Finally got the gremlin out of my computer!  Now I can continue investigating the image of Jesus in my grilled cheese

Dr. E Spengler

it’s a good thing we ran up and down the Rocky steps before desert, good chance that would not of been pretty.


IFirst name Mr middle name period last name  T and I pity the fool who don’t already know who I am!

Mr T

They said it was a million dollar wound, but the Army must keep that money cause I still ain’t seen a nickel of that million dollars.

Forrest Gump

Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo. Sorceror.


Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart…



Following these detectives on twitter gives “watching the detectives” new meaning. There is always a crime, and one of these famous detectives is always following a clue. You can choose from detectives like Sherlock Holmes and Columbo. Maybe by spending more time with these great detectives, you can learn to unlock some clues in your  own life.

Don’t tell anyone but I’m going to hide behind this tree for a little while.

Lord Lucan

You’re the one who watches Eastenders, John.

Sherlock Holmes

Just one more tweet.

Lieutenant Columbo

If I’m not back in 5 minutes just wait longer.

Ace Ventura

The world of twitter is vast and varied. Alive or dead you can share your thoughts and feelings with the whole world. Whether this is a good thing or not is still up for debate. Which one of these accounts will have you lol’ing or just plain scratching your head?